Brand new never-used 8 ounce metal (stainless steel) hip flask with faux-leather Crown Royal cover. Attached flip-top screw-on lid.
Maybe you have a fantasy about being a land baron from the Old West. Or a gambler on a Mississippi steamboat. Or a hard-boiled noir detective. Or the cool dude at a party.
Whatever, this hip flask is worth having.
PRICE REDUCED! Only 1 buck. Did you hear me? A mere one dollar! Pick it up today.