We are a group of young entrepreneur graduate students doing a project called "make the most money"! It's that simple- we were given the task to make the most money with just a simple paperclip. We are looking for someone to barter for our amazing, one of a kind PAPERCLIP!
This isn't like just any paperclip- It has lived a life of mystery before arriving to us.
Could it have sat on Obama's desk?
Was it once part of the Apollo 11?
or did it live a simple life, one of solitude, left alone in the magnetic paperclip holder looking for a paper companion?
This could have been the paperclip that was the inspiration for Clippy, the Microsoft Word mascot!
Do you need something to hold your shit together? We've got it! Please trade us for our one of a kind PAPERCLIP. Serious inquiries only (seriously this is for an actual grade for us so please help)
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