I see we're both up to five appearances in court already. Of course I went
to every one of mine, but it didn't really matter much! I can imagine your a bit
overwhelmed by the idea of dealing with the man and the system ...What a never
ending clusterf***! This being a celebrity thing isn't all what it's cracked up to be!
The police arrested me for resisting arrest while they couldn't resist posing for their
new T.V. show. I'm trying to get it knock down to involuntary resisting since a
50,000 volt tazer caused me to spaz out... You can't imagine my surprise when the
video evidence wasn't turned over to my defense. But enough about me already,
let's get back to your case....You have to think of the system as a big ugly tumor.
First thing you need to do is expose it...show everyone just how ugly and grotesque
it is...Most people can't stomach a good hard look at the system, but somebody's
got to do it! Then you'll have to find yourself a good lawyer. I recommend the kind
of specialist that can drag a D.A. through what will seem a eternity in purgatory. I
would recommend my public defender, but she's already representing one celebrity...
If I were a big star like yourself....I would talk shop with the Chief. I think he'd put in
a word for you if you give his new T.V. show "On Patrol" exclusive rights to your perp
walk. I know...that would make you a big publicity whore too, but hell all's fair in Santa
Barbara's court system!
Signed
Boycott Boy
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